The funniest thing that I saw.

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 22:05:58 GMT

Cross my heart and hope to die.
Stick a needle in my eye.

I hope you are happy now.
I know I am.

♥

Happy New Year.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 21:26:36 GMT

I'm moving.
Bye.

Poo.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:11:55 GMT

I am totally not motivated to get dressed anymore.

I feel a little stupid.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 02:55:43 GMT

Yes, I am very irrational. Thats ok. I have learned to deal with it.

So today, I did go see a movie. Jason couldnt go :(! Elena went. Thats 2 Elena movie dates in one week. WOWEEE I'm quite the lucky one. I saw Fun With Dick and Jane. It was hilarious. Especially the George Bush allusion. I SAW BRITTANY AND ERIN!!! And this kid named Jay. Don't you hate when ex-boyfriends ruin names? haha poor kid. I'm sure he is very nice.

Stoplight Puppet Theatre. We ate at Sweet Tomatoes. Some girl who works there was all excited and asked me about my shirt. I said that it was, infact, a We Are Scientists shirt and I had been to the show. Oh boy!!! McCarty sent me concerning texts about his well-being. We played with puppets in my dads sunroof on the ride home. I like the vulture/ostrich. He is my favorite.

Target - blah. Dropping Elena off - oh noes :(.

Sorry Kimm, I'm irrational. People are stupid.That was pretty stupid too. But whatever. You still my ho... I guess.

Catie, we hang out tomorrow? Call me early so I can actually wake up.

This New Year shall be amazing.
♥

MEATBALL

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 19:09:05 GMT

So I don't know about Mumpsy tonight. Is it 21+ or not? I don't know.

I think Jason and I are going to see a movie, if you want to call us or something.

Tomorrow is New Years Eve. This year should be better than the last.
God I hope so.

Ima... do something interesting.
♥♥♥♥
Yeah Mindy - When I gonna see you girl?
Love you. ♥</big

TODAYWASFUN!

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:35:07 GMT

So its 1 AM. I need to go to sleep. I went to bed at 6:20 yesterday lol. Gosh. I slept until 2:30ish. Woke up and came into the living room and watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and more Project Runway. It was entertaining. My neighbors were robbed. At like 2 ish. Yeah, thats pretty scary and my neighbor came over and told us about it.

I went to Publix with my sister and got stuff for sushi making haha. weee. Then I went to Island Oasis Bar. I saw Ayin and Honeydew Satellite and finally Edward The Bear it was amazing. McCarty played a song with Honeydew Satellite and was GREAT. He is so adorable. :D I had a lot of fun. My sister came too.

Now I am seriously wrapped up in this movie. Middle Sexes: Redifining He and She. It talks about transexuals, abuse, how genders are formed in conception and all this other stuff I didn't know before. Its really sad and I reccomend it to you.

♥
Life is ok.

I couldn't sleep.

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:23:02 GMT

So I couldn't sleep.
I felt like I was crawling out of my skin.
I washed my sheets.
I went outside and watched it start to rain.
Did some other things.
I don't feel like sleeping tonight.

Good golly miss Molly.

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:37:07 GMT

So, I spent the night at Elena's. That was fun. We watched Laguna Beach and ate salad and played with new computers. Then we finally went to Festival Bay where we walked around, seeing all these people from Dr. Phillips and went and saw The Producers. It was amazing. I loved it very much :D

Kimm called. During the movie.
Hey Kimm, fuck you. Yeah, I don't think it's very nice to call someone up with some bullshit story, drugged off their ass, wanting to "talk" to them. Then, after lame polite conversation, you break it to them that you only called them to get their ex-boyfriend's phone number.. Yeah. What the fuck? I gave it to you because... I dont know why.

I hope you and Matthew are happy in your own, miserable, stereotypical teenaged way.

I don't know. I was really mad, but I'm not anymore. It just hurt a lot more than you even know.
That shit about being hated helping, I don't know. I don't care anymore. It hurts a lot to even try to keep shit together.

I don't feel good.

I would not like to waste my week.

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:11:20 GMT

This week is almost over and I can't go back to school yet.
Please I am desperate here people. I might get to spend Friday with my Mindykins? That would be enjoyable.
The rest of you lot should speak up.

I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this again.

For once, I want something simple and entertaining. Something that makes me feel good.
Maybe?

I really do hate you people.
But love you just the same.
Sorry if it offends you.

Hey Jason, come back to town. Thanks.

STOLEN!

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:16:16 GMT

So right now, I am on stolen wifi from Elena's neighbors. Yes. I brought my iBook to her house to help her set up her brand new (fucking gorgeous) iMac G5. We are listening to Ronnie Day. He is quite the musician.

Yeah I got distracted.
But I AM HERE! We haven't hung out in forever.

Tomorrow = shopping?

New Years = Good?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yeah, I know.

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:01:18 GMT

Instructional video.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:15:22 GMT

Step One Place body in front of brick wall.
Step Two Place head on brick wall.
Step Three Remove head from brick wall.
Step Four Repeat. Forcefully.

Stop eating bonbons!

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:23:21 GMT

HELLO WORLD
How are you? I like how I can write to you without actually writing to you.

I no longer have nothing to hide.
I envy Jena Malone. She got to kiss Jake Gyllenhaal. I have seen this movie 37 times and I am not ashamed of saying so.
So what if I have a problem?

I have a nice purple skirt.
And a buddha hand lotus candle.
And coffee incense.
And a Lapis Lazuli ring.
And... a kitty smoooshing my White Stripes poster.
And a life.

GOODBYE WORLD
I hope you enjoy your anonymity and your popcorn.
♥

I have fallen in love with more art.

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 22:58:24 GMT

Banksy can be my new love in art. I adore graffiti art so much you don't even know.
He is the genius behind the Think Tank, Blur album cover. I also think I saw a few of his works downtown London back in 2003 when we were there. They were poignant and clever and.... I want to steal them and put them on clothing.

I promise I wont sell them to the masses.

Crumble like a cracker should.

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 20:14:52 GMT

I feel betrayed.

Merry Effing Christmas.

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 19:54:31 GMT

In 2005 I...

{*} broke a promise
{*} made a new best friend
{**} fell in love
{} fell out of love
{**} did something you swore never to do
{*} lied
{} stole
{*} went behind your parents back
{***} cried over a broken heart
{} dissapointed someone close
{*} hidden a secret
{***} pretended to be happy
{} got arrested
{} kissed in the rain
{} slept under the stars
{} kept your new years resolution
{*} forgot your new years resolution
{***} met someone who changed your life
{} met one of your idols
{**} changed your outlook on life
{**} sat home all day doing nothing
{*} pretended to be sick
{} left the country
{} almost died
{*} given up something important to you
{} lost something expensive
{***} learned something new about yourself
{**} tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it
{*} made a change in your life
{**} found out who your true friends were
{****} made a total fool of yourself

So this is the post where I go and list all the new shit I got this Christmas.
Surprisingly, no matter how emotionally poor and stressful this Christmas has been, I got some kickass stuff.
The only thing I am going to say is that I am writing this on an iBook and creating designs that will soon be silkscreened onto t-shirts.

My dad does this every year, he says "Sorry, you can't get what you want this Christmas." Usually it costs too much money (this year with the iBook) or its too dangerous (the year of the Razor scooters in, what, 4th grade?) but on Christmas morning, it usually appears under the tree. :D

Like... holyfuckingshitthatssoawesome. I hope everyone is having a good a day as me. No matter how boring it may be; I got some cool shit, my family isn't dead, everyone is here, and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Love, cheers, and wrapping paper.

What?

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:45:56 GMT

But I don't(do) want an explanation.
That kind of hurt.
I am no longer being ambiguous.

MMMMM Rocky.

I hope your trip goes well and you have a nice Christmas.
Sincerely.

SEX&DRUGS&ROCK&ROCK&ROCK&ROLL

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:09:00 GMT

This is a post to warn you about a future post that may (and should) include pictures.

I may have a life afterall!

Since its already friday.

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:53:06 GMT

If anyone wants to do something today, lets get started early.

No Rocky? Thats a shame. I wanted to go and am excited to dress for it.
Why I skipped Mumpsy yesterday, today, is a mystery to me. SOME people couldn't make it (still love you anyway).
I find I can be a bitch at times but then I feel uber guilty but, somehow I find another way to rationalize my bitchyness.
Today shall be complete shite. I'm excited.

Catieface. You need your license now hun, we can go hunting for things. Cheap things. No, not male hookers, but clothing items. I'm ready for another day of destruction.
Jason - you too kid. I hope you're alright. :( When do you leave? Was it today? If so I'm sorry. I hope you have a nice time in tex-ass.
Frenchie - you don't read this so nevermind. Nor does Red. BUT I love you both and hope one day we can go to Downtown Disney and cause general hippie chaos. Maybe start a demonstration. Because I know you would. POO ON YOU FOR ROCKY CONFUSION!
McCarty - yeah, you don't read this either. BUT WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WATCH THE LION KING?! God Damn.
Kimm - Yeah, right on Philosophy. Fuck this shit.
Elena - What was up with today? I was in a bad mood sorry but you were freaking out! I changed it all, if you're happy?
Amy - YOU AND MR. JOHNSON ARE TOO CUTE. Seriously. It may start to affect your health soon. Just, when you go for a check-up, make sure you tell your doctor that you need to be inspected or something.

I am chicken shit.
More like cat shit. That seems to be the dominant smell in our house this evening.
Fuckers.

youngbloodyoungbloodyoungbloodyoungbloodyoungbloodyoungbloodyoungbloodyoungblood
De Battre Mon Coeur S'est Arrete!

Hello Christmas.

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:35:35 GMT

There is very little to do with anything in my house at the moment.
I got dressed for no reason.

The only thing I have to live for is knowing what is in those boxes.

I don't love anything. Not even Christmas. Especially now that I don't love anything.
I don't love anyone. Maybe my sister. Maybe my baby brother too. I don't love anyone.
If theres one thing that I learned when I was still a child was to take a hike.
If theres one thing that I learned when I was still a child was to be alone.

PS - iamnolongerpissy.
I just feel like a fat little piggy wallowing around in the misery of others and feeling happy about it.
screw me :D

PPS - we all hate people sneaking around our backs and saying things in ambiguous ways.
fucking deal with it.

I am nothing and everything.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 20:06:31 GMT

You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.

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Cultural Creative

81%

Existentialist

81%

Materialist

81%

Modernist

69%

Postmodernist

69%

Romanticist

56%

Idealist

50%

Fundamentalist

25%

What is Your World View? (updated)
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What can I say? You lit the fuse.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:57:19 GMT

Pardon me while I step out the back door and explode.

Can I please have a conversation where someone tells me the truth?
Thanks.

NASA and something.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:55:05 GMT

Stardust Video & Coffee amazes the fuck out of me.
It was grand.

the end.
PS - Mumpsy tomorrow and I am going?

I had the most vivid dream last night.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:08:55 GMT

I dreamt that I was pregnant.
Like, really pregnant.

At first I was at school (only it was a strange school I had only seen in dreams before) and Matthew was giving out invitations to his party. Then it jumped to the actual party and there were ten other girls I didn't know and he was running around fluffing pillows while we played with a hose in his living room. Then I started eating and I couldnt stop, but instead of getting full, the baby inside me started to grow and I freaked out and laid down on the floor. Some girl asked if I was alright and I said "Yeah, just really really pregnant" and she was like "Yeah, I get what you mean" and then walked away. Then we were all taking a walk and I was explaining to Matthew how I knew I was going to be a teenaged mother. How it was in my destiny. Somehow, it was also immaculate conception. Then it was back to school and teachers were frowning at me where ever I went, but then I found this was because I had a corndog in my mouth the whole time. Then I went home and my mom fed me chocolate and more corndogs (cooked in the hot tub) and the baby grew really big. But it wasn't like a normal pregnancy, it was like I was carrying a one-year-old under a flap of belly skin (yeah, gross). Then my cat knocked something off the shelf I realized I wasn't pregnant.

Oh well.

haha!

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:25:52 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole endsville_burns's purse (30 points). In March I broke circa1969's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I put money in 336's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (359 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
chemicalxmuse

I think thats funny because Matt doesn't (?) have a purse and Kimm would never have an X-box.

Either that or I'm retarded.
(ps - take the latter)